WWE Fast Lane predictions!

The dawning of yet another fantastic WWE pay-per-view is finally among us! WWE will debut its Fast Lane event, which has now replaced the destructive Elimination Chamber for some odd reason, now is it safe to say we will be seeing some cars right below the titantron tomorrow night? Eh. We will take a look at the major fights of tomorrow night's big event, and let's see the upsets of the night that will unfold very soon before us all!

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Cena vs Rusev (c) - WWE United States Championship

First of all, let's put the pieces together on this one folks, there's no way in hell, that Rusev and Cena will have a clean finish in this one, simply put, this match will go straight to a DQ just for them to up the ante at Wrestlemania 31 to maybe finish the chapter, or perhaps draw it out for as long as they possibly can! Rusev has been unbeaten for as long as he's been in the WWE, so safe to say, he's not losing his undefeated streak at Fast Lane, and to top things off, I find it highly unlikely that John Cena, the biggest name in pro wrestling this generation, is going to be the US Champion! The showpiece of this setup is to pretty much hype up this encounter as best as possible and man, have WWE done a heck of a job so far! I see a double countout or a double DQ in this one, I predict it will end up in a possible street fight!

Winner: Double DQ

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Goldust vs Stardust

The match that's been about two years in the making is finally, finally about to happen! Is it possible that WWE are finally giving good ol' Goldust a proper sendoff? He's dedicated about two decades to this company of fantastic work, and it's about time to finally pass the mantle to his little bro once and for all. Prediction for this match is Cody, errrr, Stardust coming out the winner.

Winner: Stardust

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Paige vs Nikki Bella (c)

The battle for Total Divas supremacy will continue tomorrow night! The day that's been dreaded by the hardcore wrestling fans, the cast have taken over the division, so where do the odd ones fit in? Anyway, it's simple as this, this match will end up going the Bella way, possibly with the return of AJ Lee coming in to cause the distraction that will set up page for the fall, prompting another AJ vs Paige thriller! So as predicted, Nikki Bella for the win!

Winner: Nikki Bella

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The Usos(c) vs Tyson Kidd/Cesaro - WWE Tag Team Championship

As the nights continue to rise, so has this new tag team of Kidd/Cesaro! I see the possibility of these two underdogs finally coming out with some reward after all these years of being overlooked. The Usos however, have been on one hell of a roll, and while I'd love to say that I don't see them letting go of the gold any time soon, I believe their time's up tomorrow night, but surely I expect this rivalry to carry on until Wrestlemania with a little extra spice and flavor to create yet agai an epic encounter for weeks to come!

Winners: Kidd/Cesaro

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Bad News Barrett(c) vs Dean Ambrose - Intercontinental Championship

The fringe lunatic vs the Bad News barrage!! Expect a helluva match tomorrow night! Barrett has been away for some time, but now the Bad News is back! He's got a point to prove, and he's not letting go of his title that easy, believe that! Then, we have the psychotic Ambrose, the reincarnation of the Joker, who's got more of a point to prove than anyone in the business! Dean deserves his night, and I'm 150% certain that he's taking no prisoners at Fast Lane! It's the leader of the Nexus vs the unstable dynamite of the Shield! Ambrose will rise above and take this!

Winner: Dean Ambrose

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Rollins/Kane/Big Show vs Ryback/Rowan/Ziggler

Uuuuggghhhh!!!! Enough already with this Authority bullsh*t  man!!! I get that the point is to get the fans all flustered, but this isn't working at all! I hope for the love of all that is good, that we don't have a rivalry build- up to Wrestlemania, because that would just be dumb to soak in! Looking a bit deeper at this rivalry, this is pretty much a mini-rematch of last year's Survivor Series match where Ziggler came out the winner, but in this one, expect Rollins to deliver a signed and sealed 'curb-stomp' for the near victory, only to have this match kicked to the curb by a returning Randy Orton!

Winners: Ryback/Rowan/Ziggler

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Roman Reigns vs Daniel Bryan (Winner to face Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania)

As a fan of the YES! movement, I'm hoping to see a good finish for Daniel Bryan, and for Reigns to bite the dust! Unfortunately, WWE aren't going to allow their egos to shatter before them for the sake of their 'spoiled' fans who were pretty much moaning about Reign's weird win at the Royal Rumble. WWE will find a million reasons to stand by their decision and allow Reigns to main event at Wrestlemania! Reigns will finally get his dream to face the beast, but to what extent will that dream be realized? This is my prediction, Bryan and Reigns will be a no-contest, due to the interference of Brock Lesnar to dispose of both these guys tomorrow night during their match to perhaps set up a mouth-watering triple threat match at Wrestlemania! After-all, Bryan still deserves to invoke his rematch clause!

Winner: No Contest

Tune in tomorrow night on the WWE Network or on Pay-Per-View for this one which promises to be a blast! Enjoy the night one and all and I'll see you all after the show!